Anônimo:
Why don't you have a girlfriend?

I have no idea lol .. but at least Jesus loves me..

"Everything that’s happening to you, is what’s suppose to be happening to you. So just relax."

Chris Martin (via hairspr4y)

(Fonte: coldplayer-ing, via nickwithoutadick)

"They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty."

"Don’t let the mixed signals fool you. Indecision is a decision."

Unknown

(Fonte: angelicareni, via putyour-gunsup)

Anônimo:
I'll eat your pussy

If you let me eat yours too, great..

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

(via asvprock)

Anônimo:
Have you ever had a threesome?

Yeah.. twice but never with a girlfriend or guys. Both times I was drunk, and it was very good I have to say.